Horror in Norway: Stories of survival.

Publication: People
Date: 8 August 2011

Once again, there's a big tragedy in the real world and only People puts it on the cover. This is just another example of People being the classiest and most reliable of the magazines you can buy at the supermarket checkout stand.

Least interesting cover story of the week: Soap star's secret wedding (photo inside)

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

The annoying custom of stories without cover art continues, this time a teaser about a celebrity wedding without even a name on the cover. I didn't open the magazine to find out who and it wasn't on their website. If you care about this, you'll have to go find the magazine yourself.

Skeeter Davis Alert™: More bad stuff for 2011!

Publication: Sun

Date: 8 August 2011



The Sun has given us more bad things that will happen this year and credited some of their "most reliable" psychics. Of course they use everyone's favorite vague French 16th Century poet and prophet, Michel de Nostradamus, but also Black Elk, John the Baptist and Mother Teresa, a line-up they have used before.



No Nikki, Psychic to the Stars, sad to say.



The stuff that is supposed happen: Al Qaeda nukes, a White House scandal and a Medicare meltdown.



As long as the Tea Party has its way, the third thing is an option. The second could also take place. The first one... not really believable.



We'll see. And I promise to report back on 1/1/2012.

I've been confused about using Mother Teresa as a prophet. Teresa of Avila, sure, but Teresa of Calcutta? Well, her organization disavows this stuff and wishes people would stop. Not that their wishes carry any weight with a two-bit rag like the Sun.

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Nokia 3720 Classic

Samsung breast is approved by the FCC, all four Gees good to go

Android Central skwon09 drive was lagging around the site of the FCC, Android as geeks are wont to do, and came across what is surely the Samsung in newly certified radios with Sprint, including WiMAX 4G.

With a model number SPH-D710, and a plate that is aligned quite well with the flight of Samsung in the images we have seen a leak earlier this month, there is little doubt that this is Galaxy 2 S Sprint each version was to wait.

Could it be the two S Galaxy which should hit the States in August, or one of the versions of AT & T, we have seen take this award? Only the shadows, make mistakes, carriers know.

Weekly World News alert: Alien backs Michele Bachmann for President!

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 8 August 2011

Weekly World News brings back the politically astute Space Alien who endorses presidential candidates. The being from another planet is backing Michele Bachmann for president in 2012. The alien has a pretty good track record, endorsing Clinton in 1992 and Bush in 2000, but it should not be forgotten the alien first backed Ross Perot and then changed his mind, so a Bachmann presidency is not a done deal, thank Odin, Vishnu and the little baby Jebus.

Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Peter Falk didn't have to die

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

In the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the most popular types of stories about the recently deceased are the secrets taken to the grave, people feuding over the will and the "didn't have to die" stories. Peter Falk gets the third type of treatment this week from the Globe.

Least interesting cover story of the week: Maci betrayed by Ryan's nude scandal

Publication: OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

It's always a treat when there is no Teen Mom story on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, which was the case last week. This week is almost as good, since there is only one story and it has no artwork associated, a headline about Maci and Ryan and some nude scandal, though it sounds like he's nekkid instead of her, which is slightly unusual in these cases.

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NOKIA N97 32GB BLACK 350 EURO

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ and On The Rocks Alert: This week's stories about The Bachelorette.

Publications: OK!, In Touch, Us Weekly, National Enquirer
Date: 8 August 2011

The stories this week about The Bachelorette either focus on Ashley or on J.P. Here are the headlines about her.

• National Enquirer: Bachelorette was rigged!
  Ashley's fake script and tears
• Us Weekly: Bachelorette Exclusive: Ashley says yes!
  

And the ones about J.P.

• OK!: The Bachelorette: J.P.'s secrets revealed
• In Touch: JP's secret double life
  Ashley fooled again!
  He's still madly in love with his ex, Stephanie
  A shocking celeb hook-up
  The real reason he went on the show
  Why marrying him could be Ashley's worst mistake ever!
  

This is why the gossip rags love the reality shows. They can write whatever they want without fear of losing access.

Rich people are rich: Kim's wild Vegas party.

Publication: OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

Only one story about Kim K. on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week. She threw a party in Vegas.

That hardly seems like news, does it? They are always partying in Vegas.

And the camera noses in to the tears on their faces: Khloe and Lamar's anguish.

Publication: Star
Date: 8 August 2011

Khloe Kardashian was one of the most popular celebrities in the tabloids early in the year, but since Kim's wedding has been announced, the supermarket rags have paid scant attention to the other Kardashian siblings. This week, she and Lamar get on the cover of Star because of a murder in the family, which I assume means his family.

Breaking news: Kim Kardashian wedding date set for August 20.

Publication: TMZ online

Date: 29 July 2011



TMZ publishes a picture of a wedding invitation for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. The date is Saturday, August 20, three weeks from tomorrow. It says black tie.



We'll see soon enough if this is the real deal or not.

Meanest Story nominee: Michael Douglas' NEW cancer shocker.

Publication: Star
Date: 1 August 2011

Michael Douglas' health problems were all over the tabloids late last year, but after several predictions of his imminent demise, one of which came with a deadline that has already passed with the star still alive, the story was pretty much dropped. Now, Star has a grainy telephoto picture of him smoking and these headlines.

• Smoking again and fighting for his life
• Catherine struggles as they run away from it all
  

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Meanest story nominee: Yet another premature story about the Jackie O tapes.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 8 August 2011

Okay, let's get the facts out of the way first. There are tapes of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis that have not been released to the public. According to reliable sources, Caroline Kennedy will authorize their release this September.

Now we are expected to believe the low rent Examiner has a source that will tell us what's on them. They promise a look inside her "shattered life" and the secret of who was really behind the assassination of JFK.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Meanest story nominee: Celeste Holm's nightmare

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 8 August 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Miss Celeste Holm! I loved her so much in movies that were made before I was born, like All About Eve and Champagne for Caesar. Well now, it's the low rent Examiner that tells us her family is squabbling about her money and she may lose her home.

The good news is that this is not a Brave Last Days alert for the Academy Award winning actress, who tuned 94 last April.

Best wishes to Miss Holm, her friends and whatever family members who are not trying to rob her blind, from a fan.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Latest Ver.IOS 5 New Features FaceTime Calls With AirPlay

It's something customary, when a new version of IOS is out, it is our duty to keep you well-informed of the most promising and interesting news that they bring. The latest version of IOS 5 adds two major new features, tactile and functional accessories and the ability to show FaceTime calls with AirPlay.

Apple released iOS 5 beta 3 a few days ago and everyone started to spend time on it and made the discovery of new features. Not many new features have discovered, but there were some minor bugs and a few bug changes. All that aside, we will discuss two new features and very interesting.

Assistance touch very cool feature that allows you to do tasks such as return to the home screen, increase or decrease the volume, turn on or off, change the screen orientation and many other custom actions.

This feature is now only available in Beta 3 and be activated by going to Settings> General> Accessibility AssistiveTouch>. This feature was also there in earlier versions of IOS 5, but did not work. In the latest version it does many things and makes the use of an iPhone even easier.

As you can see in the picture above, the menu starts with a gesture that you can create and allows you to use all the basic tasks and even not-so-basic right of touch screen. Create custom actions is super easy and assign them as well. If you are working on the latest beta version of IOS 5, then you should try this option now.

FaceTime FaceTime calls AirPlay mirror can be mirrored to an iPad 2 using AirPlay, but this feature has never been available for the iPhone 4. Now it is also possible to mirror FaceTime calls on a large screen and allow users to enjoy more than the calls of the family. Normally, this would require a lot of cables and it's not something people enjoy, which calls FaceTime wireless on a large screen is pretty impressive, do not you think?

However, the quality may compromised if you have a poor internet connection, since you would be mirrored on a big screen. But wireless is better!

Good Mom Alert™: Angelina and the kids in London.

Publications: People, In Touch
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! I've written it many times before, but it bears repeating. Other people have to do something to get on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. Angelina Jolie merely has to exist.

It's all about her and the kids this week, Brad is not mentioned. Here are the headlines.

• People: Angie and the kids take London
• In Touch: Angelina: Inside the Twins' World

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ and Rich People are Rich: This week's Jen and Justin news.

Publications: In Touch, Star
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Two new stories about the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux romance are in the supermarket rags this week, and they both point in the same positive direction. Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Jen & Justin: $60 million mansion
• Star: Jen and Justin set the date (Exclusive)

I don't know if any of the stories can be trusted, but I do know with recent pictures, Justin has finally shaved off that ridiculous beard.

It may be his "deer in the headlights" look, but I'm going to have to get used to this. I imagine Jen feels the same.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.

So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.

Though honestly, let's be fair. if Buckingham Palace, the very old building with the very sensitive feelings, wants to end the Camilla unpleasantness once and for all, it might take a high speed paparazzi chase in a Paris tunnel, if you know what I mean.

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On the rocks alert: Stedman betrays Oprah!

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Now that her TV show is ending, it's up in the air how much the gossip rags will care about Oprah Winfrey. Still, with this story she climbs back into the list of the Top Ten celebrities in the gossip rags, with almost all the stories in the Enquirer, Globe and the low rent Examiner. Here are this week's headlines.

• As her empire collapses Oprah betrayed!
• Her fury as Stedman spends afternoon with hot blonde!

"Hot blonde" is pictured but not named, and she does look good.

I see another camping trip in Oprah and Gayle's future.

Love Bird Alert™ and On The Rocks Alert: J. Lo alone and... back together with Ben Affleck?

Publications: People, Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style, OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! So, now that J. Lo and Marc Anthony are no more, do we care about how he's doing?

Please. Get serious. It's all J. Lo all the time on the covers of the magazines this week. Here are the stories about her whooping it up.

• People: J. Lo Solo: Her birthday without Marc
• Us Weekly: J.Lo Parties Post Split
• Weekly Life & Style: J. Lo's revenge

And then there's OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, They say she's going to get back together with Ben Affleck.

• OK!: The plan to get Ben and J. Lo back together!
  Inside their private talks!
  All the intimate details
  Even J. Lo's mom is in on it!

Affleck isn't a fixture in the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, but there have been some stories about trouble in his marriage to Jennifer Garner.

Even if they are true, let me say this.

Ben. Buddy. I know we've never met and it's exceedingly unlikely you'll ever read this, but going back to J. Lo would be the worst move of your career, and I'm including Gigli and Smokin' Aces.

Kick a FRESH corpse, why don'tcha? Stories of Amy Winehouse's death.

Publications: People, National Enquirer, Star, Us Weekly, In Touch, OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Amy Winehouse was a fixture in the British tabloids, but she was barely noticed in recent years on this side of the Atlantic until she died last week. Now there are six cover stories about her. Here are the headlines.

• OK!: Amy Winehouse's tragic death
  Her Last Interview (Exclusive)
• Us Weekly: Amy Winehouse - Her Lonely Last Days
• In Touch: Amy Winehouse - Her Final Interview
• Star: Amy Winehouse - Fight before fatal drug binge
• People: Amy Winehouse dead at 27
  Talent and Tragedy
  Her Final Days
  The singer's anguished life and why those who loved her could not prevent her tragic death
  "It was only a matter of time", said her mom
• National Enquirer: Amy Winehouse was pregnant when she died!

Stay classy, Enquirer!

Best wishes to the family and friends of Amy Winehouse, from a fan.

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You So Crazy Alert™: Lisa Marie Presley hits rock bottom!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The idea of this blog is to keep track of the narrative behind the seemingly random headlines in the supermarket rags. One strong theme has been the National Enquirer's hatred for Scientologists, most especially fat Scientologists. Tom Cruise they leave alone for the most part. (Other mags have it in for him.) Jenna Elfman is not a topic of conversation at all. But Lisa Marie Presley, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta... nothing but hate, hate, hate for them.

Except maybe this week. They do hate on Lisa Marie, saying she's hit rock bottom, but they also say her pal Travolta is rushing in to save her.

The Enquirer has done some serious dumping on Travolta. He's gay, he's cheating on his wife, he abandoned his family, he's fat, he's going bald, you name it. But at least they admit that he does try to do outreach to people he knows who are in trouble. There was also a story about him trying to help Jeff Conaway a week before Conaway died.

Annoying label bookkeeping for plastic surgery story.

Link to the story below, made necessary by lots of labels.

Everything About The Samsung 4G Epic AMOLED

Sprint Samsung Epic 4G, 4G is the second phone available in the United States, and offered the only carrier that currently has a 4G network production. The Epic 4G is one of the lines of the Samsung S Galaxy phones, and the only announced with a sliding QWERTY keyboard.

It sports a nice 4-inch AMOLED screen and Super Samusung ultra-fast processor 1 GHz Hummingbird. It runs the new and improved 3.0 TouchWiz on top of Android 2.1, an update planned for Android 2.2 Froyo.

Availability

Available
Carriers: Sprint
Announced: October 28, 2010
Release Date: August 12, 2010

Problems With Plastic Alert: Plastic surgery confessions!

Publication: Star
Date: 1 August 2011
(photo nicked for exposay.com, copyright Chris Hatcher)

Another grab bag of celebrities who have gone under the knife are presented on the cove of Star this week. There are a couple of "Guess Who?" pictures, but as you know, I don't play that. A lot of the women are older stars barely of any interest to the tabloids. For example, Linda Evans get mentioned for the first time in at least two years and Madonna and Lisa Rinna (pictured above) get mentioned for the first time in 2011. Suzanne Somers and Nicole Kidman are also mentioned, common names when plastic surgery is the topic.

If any name on the list counts as a surprise at all, they say that Jennifer Aniston, the youngest person on the list by several years, has been under the knife twice. Star has floated this story before.

And the camera noses in to the tears on his face: Jaycee stepdad's tearful plea

Publication: Globe
Date: 1 August 2011

Jaycee Dugard's stepdad pleads "Please don't abandon me!"

Because obviously, though he isn't blood kin, he's been through all the pain and trouble in this relationship.

I say "Do what you want, girl. It's your life now."

Texting With Kakaotalks iOS and Enjoy Unlimited Free Android App

Texting is more the new way of communication especially among the younger generation. You will find many situations where sending a quick text is more right, then a phone call. But the problem with texting is cool, most carriers charge a considerable amount in the range of about $ 15 per month for 500 texts is quite high. So if you happen be on a data plan for your phone the app is Kakaotalk much to solve your problems texting.


How Kakaotalk app works? The normal method used in text messaging is the use of cellular network, but the coverage is broad, the bandwidth is quite low. So Kakaotalk application uses mobile broadband to the thing around the cellular network, it simply, the application works like instant messaging on your computer. As long as you have an Internet connection on your phone, this means that you have free texting and SMS options.

Kakaotalk UI interface is similar to a PC-like messenger and text messaging seems that you find on a smartphone standard. All conversations seem in the chat tab of the user interface of the application, just as you find in Android SMS app. Message flow is similar to the messaging app with smartphone users own image appearing next to all the speech bubbles. A beep triggered each time a new message received.

Kakaotalk app also supports MMS, including photos and videos, surprisingly, you will find the quality how multimedia messages over MMS better than normal.

The only drawback you will find on this software instant messaging is that it acts as an online instant messenger, which means that you can only contact with people who use it and have broadband on their mobile device. But if you tend to get people around you to install this software you will find it very useful.

Kakaotalk is available as a free download for the iPhone and Android, users can also download iPad, but they will score a number capable of receiving SMS.

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How to Setting MTNL 3G iPad2

I bought a 3G iPad2, 3 weeks back and I can not get enough of it. I stopped using my iPhone for other purposes besides call and SMS. iPad2 is seriously addictive and if you have installed iPad right, you might not find another source of digital entertainment for a few days or perhaps weeks.

Anyway, one of the reasons I bought a 3G iPad2 because I travel a lot and I can use the 3G service of any service provider on my iPad. Of all the popular 3G service providers, I opted for MTNL because they offer unlimited 3G to 6 months for only 4500. I think it's a bargain given the data Unlimited downloads without FUP. (Yeahh Airtel sucks when it comes to FUP).


Anyway, here is a Quick Start Guide for setting up the 3G device MTNL IPAD. Just for info, MTNL does not micro-micro-BSNL SIM as SIM, but you can either buy a SIM Cutter or if you stuff yourself with good, you can convert normal micro-SIM SIM. In our head-quarter, we benefit from manual labor and @ droidsid had pain to cut normal SIM Micro-SIM.

Step by step guide to configure MTNL 3G SIM Jadoo iPad2

Put the micro-SIM in your iPhone go to Settings> Cellular Data> APN setting


Click Settings APN and enter the following details:

• APN: pps3g
• Username: mtnl
• password: mtnl123

Now, once you have added MTNL 3G APN settings, now restart your iPhone and 3G will start working on the iPad. For more than two hours that I am trying MTNL 3G and so far I am impressed with the speed. Although the speed fluctuates a lot, but 750/month (4500 INR to 6 months), I can not wait more than that.

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Hey Old Timer Gossip: Where are former soap stars now?

Publication: Globe
Date: 1 August 2011

Once again, the Globe makes clear who their target audience is: people who stay home and watch daytime TV and have done so for quite some time. They don't just do a story about soap opera stars, they have a story about former soap opera stars. On the cover are Gloria Loring, Jack Scalia, Amy Gibson and some little girl in a "Guess Who" picture who has gone on to have a career. I can't tell for sure who it is, and if you want to find out, you can get the magazine yourself.

She Fought The Law Alert™: This week's Casey Anthony stories

Publications: National Enquirer, Globe
Date: 1 August 2011

Two of the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids are trying to keep the outrage over the Casey Anthony verdict fueled. Here are the headlines.

• National Enquirer: Casey loses $5 mil blood money deal after bitter public backlash
  Caylee's revenge!
  Plus: her new look revealed
• Globe: Casey Anthony: Proof she got away with murder!
  Former prosecutor's bombshell charge!
  Five key piece of evidence HIDDEN from jury
  PLUS: Judge banned shocking Casey video
  

Solution App iPad Video Does Not Work

A few days back, I jailbroke iPad2 and I was enjoying the power of IOS device jailbroken. Anyway, this is not about to jailbreak, but a small problem I met yesterday and I'm sure many other users iPad face the same question.

I played a video app iPad video and video applications suddenly froze and since then when ever I open app iPad video, it showed the blank page. I can not return to the library. I tried to reset my iPad and restore a previous version but it did not help.

Here is a quick work around which worked for me to fix frozen video iPad question and I think it might work for you too.

To search using Spotlight to search for any existing video by typing the name. Click on the video and it will start playing again frozen and your problem be solved iPad application video in seconds. Do let us know if this has helped you solve your problem app iPad video you still have the same problem?any other users iPad face the same question.

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You So Crazy Alert™: Mary Kate Olsen's tearful public breakdown

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

While other gossip sources show interest in the Olsen twins, young and allegedly worth billions while looking like heroin addicts, the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have left them alone for the most part. The Enquirer says this week that Mary Kate, whose last big brush with tabloid fame came when she was allegedly the last person to see Heath Ledger alive way back in early 2008, had a tearful public breakdown and they have exclusive pictures.

Bundle of Joy Alert: First pictures of Eloise Joni Richards.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 1 August 2011

It's been nearly a half year since I used the Pulling A Bullock™ label, the idea that a female celebrity adopts a baby who has been on the bad side of publicity adopts a baby, possibly with the intention of getting some positive press. While the gossip rags wrote that others were going to do it, notably Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston, so far those have been unsubstantiated rumors.

Enter Denise Richards, former wife of famous hot mess Charlie Sheen. She has adopted a five week old baby girl and has named her Eloise Joni.

Best wishes to all concerned.

Bundle of Joy Alert: First pictures of Harper Seven Beckham

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 1 August 2011

The first pictures of the new baby of Victoria and David Beckham, a girl named Harper Seven Beckham, are being published worldwide this week. I nicked this copy from an Australian newspaper, and it's the same as the one on the cover of Weekly Life & Style. Mom is not shown.

Best wishes to all concerned.

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HTC Salsa Reviews >> Facebook Phone HTC

HTC Salsa is designed to maintain social contact so you always know what's going on around you. HTC Salsa unleashed upon the CMM has a dedicated button on Facebook, offering convenient access to social networking services. HTC Salsa combines the practical and user-friendly HTC Sense of the power and connectivity of Facebook.

HTC Salsa is almost similar to the HTC ChaCha, with the exception of  HTC Salsa has no physical keyboard and has a bigger screen. In short, if you use the phone to send SMS and Twitter a lot, then HTC ChaCha is a better choice, but if you prefer a bigger screen for Web browsing and other entertainment content, while costumes HTC Salsa - you better.

Intelligent lights HTC Salsa Facebook button in place whenever there is a possibility of sharing content or updates through Facebook. With a push of the button, you can update your status, upload a picture from a website, after the song you hear, check 'in one location and more.

Another nice feature on this phone is that you are able to view the status of your friend on Facebook and photos on the dialer when making or receiving calls, and tells you, even if their birthday is approaching. On top of that, this phone also has a dedicated Facebook Chat widget, part of the user interface HTC Sense.

With 3.4-inch capacitive touch screen with a resolution of 480 x 320, the phone is powered by the 600MHz processor mediocre, 512 MB RAM and runs on Android Gingerbread 2.3.3. The main advantage running on Android is the ability to install many applications and games from the Android Market, but not as much as in the iPhone App Store.

Other benefits include the ability to customize the home screen phone in September with a variety of widgets, providing easy access to everything from checking your calendar to read the latest news without having to launch an application.

This smartphone is also enriched with a 5 megapixel camera with LED flash, a front facing VGA camera for video calling and a microSD card slot for additional storage. Web browsing is fast and convenient, thanks to the big screen and great web browser for Android. If you are tired of waiting for the mythical Facebook phone, then this phone is enough to satisfy your desires.

HTC Salsa smartphone will be available to clients in key European and Asian markets during Q2 2011. United States, plans to increase this HTC phone on the market later this year exclusively with AT & T. Its price is unknown, but unlikely to be costly because it is a midrange phone.

Skeeter Davis Alert™: Seven deadly omens signal Judgment Day in 2011!

Publication: Sun
1 August 2011

Once again, the Sun wants us to know we live in The End Times, even though people who take the Bible seriously shouldn't believe a word of this. They say there are seven deadly omens, but they only give three on the cover, so those are the only ones I include in this post.

• Worldwide riots
• Killer storms
• New great depression
  

Usually, I say I will report back at the time when these things are supposed to take place. Unlike most of the predictions, these are both common enough and vague enough that I expect at least one and maybe two of them to come true. After all, the Atlantic hurricane season has yet to take place and there are always deaths somewhere due to them, so "killer storms" is pretty much a lock. Riots are common enough and as for the word "depression" to describe the current economic mess, even Paul Krugman is using it now, though he calls it the Lesser Depression.

The only thing far fetched is that these events will be signs of the End Times. It's just the everyday crap we live with, so don't get all drama queen about it.

We gotta collpser! Camilla's nervous breakdown.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 1 August 2011

The low rent Examiner tells us the Camilla Parker-Bowles is once again upset, or continues to be upset. If we accept the view of the Globe and the low rent Examiner, she's always in a bad mood about something. In any case, here are this week's headlines.

• She collapses in jealous fit over Kate
• "They love her! They hate me!"
  
  

I created a new label this week, "we gotta collapser" specifically for the stories in which people collpse. I went back and re-labeled stories in which variations of the word are used, and this one will be the 23rd time. As you might expect, women do more collapsing than men, delicate little flowers that they are, and while women of child bearing age get more cover stories than older women do by far, about half of the collapsing stories are about women past the age of menopause. For example, this is the third collapse in a year and a half for Camilla, so she's averaging about one every six months.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Kim picks the dress.

Publication: OK!
Date: 1 August 2011

Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding is the only story from that family the Only Ten Magazines That Matter are interested in right now. This cover is from the middle of March before the official announcement was given to People, when OK! said she would be wearing Vera Wang.

They also said the wedding would rival William and Kate's, but I think we all know that's far fetched.